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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
Quote #6913
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
Quote #9788
Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.
Quote #2694
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the...
Quote #20077
He who survives will see the outcome.
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I have become a queer mixture of the East and the West, out of...
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #3719
I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will...
Quote #14519
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...