Quote #20408
Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while...
Quote #26925
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #28236
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #3098
He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have...
Quote #27259
Play is the beginning of knowledge.
Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #24296
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not...
Quote #731
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.