Quote #28153
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #23944
Nature provides exceptions to every rule.
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Strength is a matter of the made-up mind.
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you...
Quote #16287
An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with.
Quote #34467
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
Quote #31090
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...