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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #25255
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #7990
Once there was The People – Terror gave it birth; Once there was The...
Quote #16967
Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...
Quote #16308
You save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy,...
Quote #16442
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
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The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to...
Quote #27839
A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather...
Quote #13990
Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be...