Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #23906
Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to...
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #30883
Every invalid is a doctor.
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #20081
There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.
Quote #28437
Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows but without that noise.
Quote #17627
The first condition of immortality is death.
Quote #22248
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
Quote #29248
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...