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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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Poetry is an art, and chief of the fine arts; the easiest to dabble...
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I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an...
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I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...
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If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
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The only obligation which I have a right to assume, is to do at...
Quote #28975
Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that,...