Quote #8473
I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #18942
Success is the child of audacity.
Quote #9506
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
Quote #6021
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
Quote #5417
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
Quote #319
In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #31869
Our elections are free, it’s in the results where eventually we pay.
Quote #29821
Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think...
Quote #25900
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory...