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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
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To touch is to experience, but to feel is to live.
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A decent boldness ever meets with friends.
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Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
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Necessity has no law.
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to...
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