Quote #28257
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #12928
What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people...
Quote #30399
I’m like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #23981
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
Quote #28764
The mortal sickness of a mind too unhappy to be kind.
Quote #16948
Intellect annuls fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free.
Quote #15921
Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
Quote #34473
Don’t tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let...
Quote #15983
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.