Quote #7494
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is...
Quote #190
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...
Quote #21726
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #18946
It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #4881
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
Quote #32835
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be...
Quote #33918
All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever...
Quote #23782
Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.