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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to...
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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.
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If thou shouldst never see my face again,Pray for my soul. More things are...
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I look at my myself and see a stone, I look at my friends...
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The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
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It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes...
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BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...