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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a...
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
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A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a...
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Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which...
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The Whites told only one side. Told it to please themselves. Told much that...
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One ought never to turn one’s back on a threatened danger and try to...
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There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving,...