Quote #7729
Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.
Quote #25478
You can’t compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.
Quote #14519
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #15657
Would you who judge of the lawfulness or unlawfulness of pleasure, take this rule;...
Quote #15346
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Quote #3204
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...