Quote #26236
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
Quote #25041
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #19579
The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom He...
Quote #17204
Thou shouldst eat to live not live to eat.
Quote #28954
I’m becoming more and more myself with time, I guess that’s what grace is,...
Quote #6312
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #30998
We live in a time of such rapid change and growth of knowledge that...
Quote #5661
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.