Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #1095
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #30345
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #6239
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #6408
Yo soy un anima infeliz,Perdida en este mundo atormendo. I am a miserable spirit...
Quote #14947
Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you...
Quote #2999
Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is...
Quote #27827
Take care, your worship, those things over there are not giants but windmills.
Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.