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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
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Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain...
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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
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Every exaggeration of the truth once detected by others destroys our credibility and makes...
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No amount of travel on the wrong road will bring you to the right...
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Politics is largely a matter of heart.
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The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something...
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Some of the waiters discuss the menu with you as if they were sharing...