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Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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This is like deja vu all over again.
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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is...
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I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
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He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you...
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The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much...
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No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred...
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I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the...