Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #16860
Money often costs too much.
Quote #26613
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #24862
The origin of every excuse is the failure to do something.
Quote #22647
We never know the worth of water ’til the well is dry.
Quote #25390
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
Quote #32245
You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are...
Quote #16322
All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it...
Quote #4229
Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.