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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
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Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
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But penance need not be paid in suffering…It can be paid in forward motion....
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The true aim of everyone who aspires to be a teacher should be, not...
Quote #6195
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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All wealth is the product of labor.
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For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our...