Quote #18694
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
Quote #6507
I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #1807
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.
Quote #16782
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in...
Quote #25277
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #2242
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Quote #27805
Over-seriousness is a warning sign for mediocrity and bureaucratic thinking. People who are seriously...
Quote #19531
I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...
Quote #32947
In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself,...