Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #32908
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
Quote #33554
The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #9104
We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Quote #7306
Make wisdom your provision for the journey from youth to old age, for it...
Quote #21056
A well written life is almost as rare as a well spent one.
Quote #26170
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #31434
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #1950
To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy