Quote #368
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...
Quote #6830
We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by...
Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #24608
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #11030
Religion is far too important a thing for atheists to leave to the religious.
Quote #33565
It’s important to begin a search on a full stomach.
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #27634
I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...