Quote #5338
I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to...
Quote #8828
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
Quote #20070
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Quote #5659
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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I’ve learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If...
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love...
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A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only...
Quote #24025
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.