Quote #8628
Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
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Plodding wins the race.
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I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
Quote #15797
In false quarrels there is no true valor.
Quote #16274
Character is power; it makes friends, draws patronage and support and opens the way...
Quote #17790
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
Quote #28249
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #12180
I am wealthy in my friends.
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The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...