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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all...
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Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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When one ceases from conflict, whether because he has won, because he has lost,...
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in...
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Setting loose on the battlefield weapons that are able to learn may be one...
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.