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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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American life is a powerful solvent. It seems to neutralise every intellectual element, however...
Quote #12755
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Even in the darkest phase be it thick or thin, always someone marches brave...
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #4501
Moderation in all things.
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
Quote #1130
The chalk marks are transient, the formulas eternal.
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...