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Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #6155
What a deformed thief this fashion is.
Quote #7835
Life is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
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I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
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The only obligation which I have a right to assume, is to do at...
Quote #32593
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
Quote #366
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #25103
I was in love with loving.