Quote #4431
Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Quote #3040
Etymology, n.: Some early etymological scholars come up with derivations that were hard for...
Quote #32308
I look at my myself and see a stone, I look at my friends...
Quote #33588
You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #28659
Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
Quote #1676
Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess...
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #983
It has beeen said that the love of money is the root of all...
Quote #9465
Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.