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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
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Life is like a bicycle you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris … no...
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
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There are two classes of poets – the poets by education and practice, these...
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The greatist thing in the world is for a man to know how to...
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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We feel free when we escape — even if it be but from the...