Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #26726
At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Quote #4145
It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did...
Quote #57
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
Quote #18353
Un croquis vaut mieux quun long discours.Fr., A picture is worth a thousand words.
Quote #24608
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
Quote #7684
You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
Quote #31076
. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.