Quote #3894
It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense...
Quote #34247
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Quote #6985
Pride sullies the noblest character.
Quote #31423
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #7037
An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.
Quote #19389
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Quote #30226
I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written...
Quote #16886
Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not...