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Men of ill judgment oft ignore the goodThat lies within their hands, till they...
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But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
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Politics is applesauce.
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There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because...
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Accident counts for much in companionship, as in marriage.
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My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have...