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If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...
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What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered,...
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There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with...
Quote #23848
One hand washes the other.
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Kids’ views are often just as valid as the teachers’. The best teachers are...
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According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
Quote #29272
‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.