Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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I just realized that there’s going to be a lot of painful times in...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #3080
Something ignoble, loathsome, undignified attends all associations between people and has been transferred to...
Quote #17073
‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the...
Quote #774
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Quote #24692
Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
Quote #25954
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery...
Quote #8329
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #17266
It seems to me we can never give up longing And wishing while we...