Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #28180
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #30197
The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get credit....
Quote #25201
Art is a man’s nature nature is God’s art.
Quote #25161
Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there...
Quote #12425
The art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #28669
Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.
Quote #2195
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.