Quote #17018
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #26095
Hunger makes thief of any man.
Quote #18243
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s...
Quote #1419
You always pass failure on the way to success.
Quote #5798
Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.
Quote #17017
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone