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Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs.
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
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It is always wise to stop wishing for things long enough to enjoy the...
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Spread the table and contention will cease.
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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on...
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Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of...
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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...