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This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized...
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There is only one thing that a philosopher can be relied on to do,...
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Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine.
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There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the...
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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality...
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...