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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old.Age shall not...
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
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If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
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What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me...
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Apparent failure may hold in its rough shell the germs of a success that...
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The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if...
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Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
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In matters of style, swim with the current in matters of principle, stand like...