Quote #8837
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
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It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #29079
Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy...
Quote #3704
There is a certain age at which a child looks at you in all...
Quote #28133
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...
Quote #2280
Read my lips–NO NEW TAXES!
Quote #17963
Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
Quote #18008
There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.