Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what...
Quote #8509
The whole is more than the sum of its parts.
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Do not worry about your problems in mathematics. I assure you, my problems with...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I am sure of this, that by going much alone a man will get...
Quote #22298
The spirit is the true self.
Quote #6428
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.