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Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
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Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep and you weep alone; For the...
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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
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True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
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The real giants have been poets, men who jumped from facts into the realm...
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Life was made to be enjoyed as well as endured.
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Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...