Quote #5629
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...
Quote #14830
Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits...
Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #31178
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible,...
Quote #13264
He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Quote #17146
In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #28906
Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will...
Quote #10338
I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple...
Quote #31347
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...