Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #19458
Jean Grey Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don’t bring him home… they...
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #17563
The childhood shows the man, As morning shows the day.
Quote #30954
The greater love is a mother’s then comes a dog’s then a sweetheart’s.
Quote #285
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #597
Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become,...
Quote #15606
Patience is the key to content.
Quote #2795
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself…True happiness is born of self-reliance.