Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #8729
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
Quote #5304
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
Quote #3420
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #24052
Enough shovels of earth ……………………..a mountain. Enough pails of water ………………………….a river.
Quote #8839
If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would...
Quote #24532
The pen is the tongue of the mind.
Quote #1586
Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no...
Quote #11071
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how...