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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you...
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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on...
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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
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Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy, much the...
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Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they...
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The unique personality which is the real life in me, I can not gain...
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The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.