Quote #24008
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
Quote #34534
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
Quote #28779
When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
Quote #9799
I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
Quote #17849
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #29005
Living and dying is not the big issue. The big issue is what you’re...
Quote #25450
Ours is the age of substitutes instead of language, we have jargon instead of...
Quote #17033
We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
Quote #11280
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.