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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only...
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I dream, therefore I become.
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A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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No one can deny that much of our modern advertising is essentially dishonest; and...
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We gladly feast on those who would subdue us … not just pretty words,...
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.