Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #20831
The Possible’s slow fuse is lit By the Imagination.
Quote #33243
In Russia all tyrants believe poets to be their worst enemies.
Quote #33432
If you want to catch something, running after it isn’t always the best way.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #29885
You know, sometimes, when they say you’re ahead of your time, it’s just a...
Quote #3361
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
Quote #574
War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.
Quote #4211
People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge.
Quote #34284
At the end of the day, whether or not those people are comfortable with...