Quote #34215
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #26760
You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To...
Quote #2389
There is no law against composing music when one has no ideas whatsoever. The...
Quote #27915
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #2618
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Quote #17013
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will...
Quote #7909
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of...
Quote #34897
No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the...
Quote #14765
Happy are the people whose annals are blank in history books